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Because he invented pasta and creamy sauces and Chianti and Italian restaurants. His name is hallowed and shall not be spoken lightly. He is the FSM.

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How can I sleep without knowing what FSM is? Thumbs up, mystery man. Great sale on Black Swan Moscato from South Eastern Australia. Tasty! Bought two bottles and then went back for six more. Well, you know, for company ...
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Just had to see what you said...did not disappoint!

Blessed be thy sauce!
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Blessed be thy sauce.
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FSM...Father, Son and ?
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FSM Father, Son, Mother ?
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I could tell you what the trigrammaton means but it's more fun to find it yourself. Google FSM (all upper case) and be rewarded by His benevolence.
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Joanie: Enjoy that Black Swan.
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Well done Raven, thou good and faithful servant.
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It makes me feel all noodley inside when I'm really feeling my sauce.
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waldorff
You're all going to end up in Hell!

What is FSM Hell, exactly?



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@waldorff: It's being thrown into a bowl of green jello and being forced to swim for all Eternity, trying to reach a lifeline of spaghetti which remains forever out of reach.
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Gee...I thought it was when you ran out of garlic bread............I better go read the scriptures again..........
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waldorff
Ok.... I'll say I believe and won't think about it too much. I certainly don't want the jello treatment.

Yes, yos, don't you just love garlic bread???? :)))))
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He our savior he killed himself for us and our freedom I believe !!

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Because He loved me before I was even born and hasn't stopped loving me.

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He gives people who are lost in the confusion and vastness of eternal ignorance absolute certainty with the knowledge that God did it.

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Profound. Thought provoking. Thumbs up!
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Hi Joanie, I think you have mellowed my sarcasm a bit.
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Well, it's convoluted, for sure, and I'm still working on my interpretation.
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DrDougie
lol
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Joanie I put up a reference for FSM for you under dozy
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waldorff
Confusion and vastness of eternal ignorance...... great line - sounds quite appealing, when you put it like that!

All hail FSM...
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Brattyxo

John 3:16 that says it all. KJV

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Because my god batman protects my hometown Gotham from joker scarecrow penguin and far too many more!

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DrDougie

Who said we all love god?

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We all should DrDougie.
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I'd beg to differ, "we all should" be ourselves and not be persuaded to love god
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waldorff

I have no feelings towards your god at all. He's your friend, not mine.... don't even know the guy, and I seriously doubt he exists.
If he does he's got a lot to answer for...

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Feeling crusty tonight?
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He exists! And he's English.
Upper crust, of course.
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waldorff
Are we back to the FSM again? You religious fanatics are all the same - can't see the pasta for the celery...
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I cannot tell you why I love God. I only know that God is about love and peace. He is the truth and in the truth there is love. Peace & Love!

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T3ddy3

Hes god

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Because of all the great things has has done for me

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