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I need some funny jokes for Harry Potter VS. Twilight

I am doing a project and we get to have it on anything so i pick this

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"harry potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity, Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend"

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Nice!xD
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so true :D
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Lmfao
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There's really no difference. All is Harry Potter really is a bunch of kids waving around magic sticks and screaming "Hiya!" at each other. And Twilight, please don't even get me started..

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Have you ever actually READ Harry Potter? i'm not a huge Harry Potter fan myself, but it certainly has more to it than just silly children waving around magic sticks.
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That was the joke, wasn't it?
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Me or Johnny?
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Because I was being serious.
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Oh I was talking about the movies. I've only read like 2 books of that stuff.
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Then you should read the books before trying to slander a series' name.
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Or not be so sensitive about it because it was a joke.
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Don't mater booth are g@y

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Jingle bells
Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella cries
Jacob dies
Harry potter all the way

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LoL I love at one that defantly my favorite.
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nice job. I need to sing this to my twilight obsessed friend!
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