The Bible verses Ancient Near Eastern Mythology. The Christian Bible versus the Jewish Bible. The Bible versus the Qu'Ran. The Bible versus Science. The Bible versus God. None of these are legitimate dichotomies, but these are things Christians or others often like to set the Bible up against.
Oops. Read the question wrong. My two favourite passages in the Bible are currently Genesis 1:26-31 and Exodus 19:4-6.
Psalms 137:9" Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."
(So many of you guys would be DEAD AS FU@# if your parents REALLY believed this crap.)
Deuteronomy 21:19 "19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."
And I'll go ahead and throw in one from the new testament for all you people who are going to say that Jesus came to negate the Old Testament.
Matthew 15:3 "3But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition? 4For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death."