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Who is the funniest person on Ask.com?

I say NAFTA and if you don't know him you gotta know him! But I want your opinions. Also, who do you find most helpful? Not to the communty, but to you :)

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Funny? Funny how? How are they funny? Like what? Like a clown? Are they here to amuse you? Funny how? How are they funny? How are they so effin funny? I'll go with Former and Nafta...Helpful? It's gotta be me...

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Mikjale..always looking for an explanation aren't you? Helpful? hmmm...Glory...Terra...Mona....Kuu...I've got a list...Oh I'm sorry sir, you're not on it! Back of the line!
JK!
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*cough* yes I totally agree with you Mikale *cough* :P
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Mr_FadedGlory
I think Mona could fit in both category's
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Of course she could Glory!
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Helpful? You help to make people laugh!
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Mr_FadedGlory
Claradrom is the real deal Hollyfield. The other clara, not so popular.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha @ mikale
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@Former....I'm getting all.....verklempt. ;)
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Back_to_Back
Funny, just, you know, how they tell a story.
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"Now that's funny!" I met Joe Pesce. He is really really short.
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Where cheeser?
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Tell me! Don't be a cheeser!
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Crowtrobot....funny. FGMJ....helpful ;)

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Yeah he is funny. Hard to play favorites. I'm changing that to who do you find most helpful.
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Thanks for the heads up...I'll have to change my answer so I don't look like the dumbest. ;)
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Oh Mona you never look dumb. And if you left No favorites, it wouldn't loook that bad ;o)
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Dammit, Mona, make me cry and I'll edit my answer, lol. I still have time.... ;-)
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I don't want to alienate anyone. You're a sweetheart and so is Davelingard, Mik&Kuu, Guss, Robert, TexasMom, larwoman, Nafta....omg...see, this is so hard and ...impossible.
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I have a list as well, but it would be too many chracters lol.
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Wish I could figure out what is wrong with me (besides the obvious, lol). I can take mean all day long, but let someone say something nice, and I dissolve in a puddle. Guess I've been married too long.
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my ears are ringing so either some one said my name or i swallowed a phone
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Well, I ain't answering it, so you'll have to get it yourself or let it go to voicemail.
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you are too mona i love to talk to you.
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lol farmer, the number you dialed is no longer in service!
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i knew it was a trap!
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hilarious...each and every one of you! (swallowed a phone....priceless)
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Me jk that person

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Is that really you in your pic?
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Yup
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The reason i cut out my head of the pic is cause a bad hair cut and s little acne and i had good skin color that month
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That's cool. I've been there before lol how old are you??
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Prodriver, one question, what is that clan I asked you about afew days ago? What is your clan?
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You should upload a pic of your face lol I would love to see the rest of you
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@king stc
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countrygirl9665 .. CREEP lol though
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I find conpro helpful and also Guss

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Conpro and Guss are two funny and helpful dudes.
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Yea their so helpful too!:)
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Yes i agree
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*cough* yeah Guss is very helpful...! *cough again* lol JK :)
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you are alsi lovely!
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Dont you have home work to do landy?
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Nope, I'm in my play block so no homework really :D
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Thanks :)
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totally conpro is as funny as the word funny itself
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Caliborn17

CmanWild24, Conpro, Dr.Dougie, King505(of course!)
helpful-Eric! robertahyuk, conpro! ")

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Cali, stopp kissing up to the boss! No green for you!
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Jk!
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Caliborn17
haha whaatt!! oh whatever...all those times i give green to you!.. "P J to the K
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Robert is so helpful! and Eric and conpro!
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Caliborn17
ha ik!!! i talked to robert earlier..hes also the nicest!!
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Robert is very nice, and he is wise.
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Caliborn17
he really is! like a living buddha
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Well, he observes Shintoism, but I don't knnow what that has to do with buddhism lol.
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Caliborn17
ah! lo siento i didnt know "/ buttt the point is, is that he is wise.
ps- just saw the comment about the ipod....im not sure when i'll get it back, and i think i deleted the kik..but when i get it ill add you again for sure!! ")
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Ok good!
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Caliborn17
haha...mid-terms are OVER!!!! no school on friday!! and spring break next week??? life is good!! ") (at least right now"P )
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yes it is! one more week till spring break then i'm off to DC for 4 days!
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NICEE!! when i lived in virginia, i lived 20 mins from DC. its really an amazing place! lots to see, so little time! you have to (yes, HAVE to) go to the Lincoln memorial with the big water fountain!! *ahh* brings back so many memories. OH OH! white house also!! OH OH!! and also the pencil!! :D
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Cali...it's the washington Monument, not the pencil...and yes we are seeing those places. but no White house tours that week. too crowded. i'll be arriving the day of the egg roll.
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yeah i know, but the pencil is shorter and was typing really fast and got excited..idk :P aww:( should really see the white house..its really pretty..well everything is pretty, especially in the evening ") and you should deff walk in that park with the Japanese cherry blossoms ")
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Yes we're going to the cherry blossoms.
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ha ok good! sorry for all this ranting! again...it gives me so many memories gtg
11111
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Bye
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sorry, i meant "!!!!" ha bai
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Caliborn17
ha ik ik... ")
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lol
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Caliborn I'm gonna follow you just for including my name, thenk you!
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DrDougie
See cheese one thing you should know is my motto is "fight the power" I give in to no ones stupid power games. I stood up to the principal of our school once when she was yelling at our entire grade I told her that there was not a problem with us, it's the way this school is run, and I did not get in trouble. Another thing cheese is that cali is already following me, and my friends don't bite me in the back. Cali is a good friend, and would not betray me like that. I do not think you are a queen of ask.com, I think you are a queen of hate.
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stood up to the principal? not bad")
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Thanks :) I'm surprised I didn't get in trouble......................
The principal agreed with me though and made some changes to our school system :D
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Caliborn17
nice! plans for spring break??
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DrDougie
Not really, just gonna be hanging with my friends, playing sports and stuff
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Caliborn17
nice..im doing the same, also eating brownies (not the chocolate ones) ")
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DrDougie
mmmmm.............. I love brownies :D

Brownies vs. cookies
Who would win?
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Oh! And Cheese! I happen to know your source of big power, I just have to look at the 18 people I'm following and see who's blocked me. It's Nafta. Piece of cake. I'm 100% sure ;)
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Cheese I don't really car who was friends with her first, she is a great person, and would not betray either of us. Now stop speaking like this is a war.
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he sure does!
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DrDougie
And yeah I reply fast, I'm taking a keyboarding class that helps me type faster ;)
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Caliborn17
aww thanks dougie!
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yw :) You deserve to be rewarded for being nice :)
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:) well i also have my moments..like that guy that wanted to know how low to sagg his pants?? yea..i can go off so hard sometimes though ")
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DrDougie
Good cheese, I hope we can be friends, first impressions are overated :)
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haha robert!! you know i will!! ")
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haha I saw that Cali :D lol
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haha ;)
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Good with me
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Caliborn17
ha ok cheese.. compromising is good :)
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Caliborn17
there you guys go.. :)
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Hokey Dokey
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Caliborn17
Okey Dokey Smoky!
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Caliborn17
how r u robert!?
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Caliborn17
bai cheese!
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Caliborn17
thats good! glad your doing better :)
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Caliborn17
your welcome !
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Aww i missed verything! Cali yes block him!
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Kik me for more when you can!
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DrDougie
King she is not gonna block me, just becuase MOST of th Royal Family is mad at me, doesn't mean you can tell my friends to block me. Leave me alone.
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Caliborn17
ok ok..i really hate to see friends argue :(
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@dougie- why are you guys in a feud anyways?
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i feel you 100% robert! i just dont like when two of my friends fight and im kinda in the middle.. "/
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im right with you !
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i emailed king too ! i dont know if hes in school today bc of spring break or what but yeah..i dont like all this fussing. ok robert i have to meet some friends ! i will come back later! have a good day!
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DrDougie
The problem is, that I change my act and attidute alot, and I tend to lie when trying to defend myself or when trying to make myself look good. King's problem is, he can't keep it between us with his problems, Cali isn't the first person he tried to convince to block me, once me and Nafte were good friends, then King came along and exxageratedd bad qualities in me so he would unfollow and block me. He also finds anyway he can to call my work "immature" or "amueture" as King would always say. He does that on alot of my answers and hes done it with the ryme I worked really hard on in my profile.

As you can see we both have bad qualities to we need to fix, he won't accept my apologies and ignores me when I try to be nice to him. But King, I've never told anyone to block you or unfollow you. King always gets on to me about lying, but he has his own problems that are just as bad as mine. And King you've lied before, and I have proof I believed I've shown you some proof already.

Robert and Cali: We can't be friends becuase we have completely different personalities, and refuse to ignore eachother's flaws. We have been fighting for a while now, and ever since we started fighting I just wanted to be friends again. But due to some recent events, I don't really want to be friends anymore. He is a great guy, and I wish we could be friends, but he just insults me too much and I can't help it to overeact and look bad. I hope you understand now.

King: I'm really mad about the people who you tod to unfollow me, some have gone with it and some have refused, but you better stop, becuase it is just plain cruel.
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Caliborn17
Well, friends or not, i just dont want to be caught up into this..."thing" you guys had in the past ex: "block him or dont block him" its really one on my .. pet peeves
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!100% with robert!
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Caliborn17
Robert! help me with my question!
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DrDougie
I will try my best Rob, I sure hope King will as well..............
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Caliborn17
the best thing to do during spring break when your staying at home..of course ill hang out with friends and shop and stuff.. but like really fun things- ex- dance dares and such?
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ROFL! omg i love the last part !! i love doing things like that! :) thanks!
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haha ! omg ok so me and some friends were staying at the university of maryland and it was around 12 maybe one so we decided to go strolling..we ended up walking to baltimore and downtown baltimore (stupid decision #1) and started ding dong ditching people (stupid decision #2) so we did couple houses and all was fun. so we all had to wear this badge to get into the university..so we ding dong ditched this one house and a man with a SHOT GUN came out..now this was around 2am... an dmy friend dropped his badge in the middle of a STREET LIGHT.
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luckily we got out and to the university safely..but man it was scary..
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OMG! I have a really funny story for you guys! Once me and my besties were ding dong ditching people, and we stopped by a japanese man's house (not trying to be racist). We ding-dong ditched him and he came out with a sword! A full on real sword! I was scared out of my mind!
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@dougie- haha omg thats funny!! dont worry..im not japanese soo... :)
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haha^ ill keep that in mind! :) bai!!
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DrDougie
Guys! TheBigCheese is gone! She is a "copa" now!
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DrDougie!! :o
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It's not my fault! I didn't say anything to her!
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Robert and Cali, I must delete my profile, thanks for being great friends, i'll miss you tonight when I delete my profile.
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Oh Dougie...that's o fake. You know you're the problem. you lied about everything. if you were your self from the first delcan account, then we may be friends. You brought this all upon your self.
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King, I'm not gonna get into all the reasons why I'm not the only one with a problem, I'm more civilized then that. Instead I'm gonna say you should atop trying to find flaws in me and then revealing them to other users, I don't do that to you.
Now I'm gonna go answering question and you can continue to be a great "King" of ask.com. Good day to you.
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number 1:wats a copa
2.Wats wit king and dougie
3.i dont see cheese
4.whos passion for glory
5. why area alll mai ask friends in her hall but im not?
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meant him
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most helpful? definetly kamakoa.

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whos talkin about help?
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It says in the description box...Gosh.
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Read it....
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NAFTA of course

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uhhhhhh...... i dont think so
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lilkay

Eric (the ask moderator is so cute and awesome) and helpful.Also CmanWild24 is funny.

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Yep I agree.
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MonaSez is my little helper (not Santa's little helper, lol). There are tons of funny people on here... and I have a few votes for idiots who should be permanently banned, too.

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MonaSez is basically awesome! Yes, we have idiots also. And so many funnies!
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Thank goodness the funnies and helpfuls outweigh the trolls and idiots!! Phew!
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Let me know the the idiot ban paperwork starts making the rounds... I'll add to it...lol
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You'll know it when you see it. It's a toilet paper roll written on with crayon.
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Are you sure it's crayon? Lol
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If it's not, I don't wanna know what they've been eating, lol. Although I was a nanny for a tot who was fond of chewing on crayons. The first diaper I changed for him started my hair going prematurely gray, no kidding.
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Hi King!
Mikale and Kuu rock. My brother, the Duck, is awesome. You and all your infinite wisdom... As well as some pretty cool Mod Squad members. The list goes on and on... I'm pretty partial to those I follow. ;o)

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Hey andy! your helpfulnes is up there! Mikale and Kuu do rock and Quacker is funny! Oh my wise years are fading, as I grow old...I'm so old! lol
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Too kind...but looks aren't everything...
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*Mandy
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Mahalo Mandy...
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i heard my name! hiya sissy!!!
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Hey big brother! Check out Annie's answer :o)
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Mandy!
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i saw it!
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LOL! It's okay Annie :o)
My brother and I can read each other's mind...
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Ohhh so you're twins?! :O I heard only twins could do that!
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Not us. Although he does have a twin...
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were awesome like that Landy.
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He's got a point... ;o)
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Ohhhhhhhh.... I see. Cool! :)
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Angie Daddy!! You're included in my list Rob. In fact, I'll update my follow list now.
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FormerGlory... And arghh100

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Glory all the way! Never heard of arggh100.
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What?! Brianna thinks I'm funny? I'm flattered, thank you so much!
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Haha yep(; wait NO!! Lol
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Cheese! I'm going to ring your cheesy little neck!
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Ha. See what I mean!!:) priceless.
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I really think SamanthaJune is always so helpful with her answers! And funny too! :D But I think Guss7116 is really funny too :) so... It's a tie lol :)

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You just named siater and bro!
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Lol not on purpose! Ok I've made up my mind, SamanthaJune is most helpful bc Guss is always sarcastic :) But Guss is more funny :D
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The duck is coming to get you!
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@King: naw just don't tell him about this question lol!
@Cheese: you know you're awesome lol! It's hard to pick favourites! COL stop putting pressure on me!!! :P
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He'll find it...don't worry.
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@King: I hope not! I'm in trouble! :-| lol
@Cheese: I was kidding too!! :D
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Lol Cheese how are you gunna tell him?! Mwahahahaha! And Cheese you know I think you're awesome, stop it! Lol
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Yes you are Annie...
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Dun dun dun! I can feel his presence! Lol jk
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Lol! No seriously, he'll never know! Mwahahahaha! Cheese, did you already tell him?
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yes he will!
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:O Cheese! You wouldn't dare! Lol
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Aww, thanks Annie!! Much love from both of us!! <3
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:D thank you Mandy! :)
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@Cheese: :O you cannot contact him now! I hid his phone! Mwahahahaha!!
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How do you know Cheese? Maybe I did! Lol bye
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so im not helpful just funny? im telling sissy, cute, Dallio, cookie monster, robert, candy, mona, elle, fraudian, nafta, mikale, former, cloud,king genious, trucker, neighbor, kuu, blasted, and every one of my followers!!!
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Uh oh...Annie big brother Ducky is coming! I saw it on a comment on an answer above!
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Lol hi Guss! How did you find this question?! Did Cheese tell you?
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nope i felt the evil in the air and poof it was as i feared, it was a Landy!
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And Guss you are helpful in a funny way......? Lol
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Lmlo ok Guss, suuuure. You just assume its me when evil is near? :( lol
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nope your evil alright, my bill vibrates around evil lol
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Rofl! Your bill? I am not evil! Mandy's the evil one!
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Mandy is a Saint!
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Cute is a Saint too, shes a good girl, unlike some one else i know.
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She's got you under her evil spell!! :O
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Some would agree with that :o)
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Guss! Ask anyone! I am not evil lol!
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omg some one called me a coward today lol
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WHOA! I meant some would agree with me being evil... Not so sure about the "saint" part. My brother HAS to say that, it's in his contract ;o)
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Hahaha who?!
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Lol! His contract! :D "must say Mandy is a saint once a day" ;) what else is in this contract?
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Ravenevan!
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one of claras buddies!
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:O she was mean to me too I think!!
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i shut her up lol
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Lol what did you say! :D
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i sent Robert to get her lol
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Ohhh. You chickened out Guss?
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Lol hello Robert! :D
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Ravenevan is really stuck up.
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they both are king, just wolves after Gods sheep!
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Yes Guss!
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cuteandfunny
Hey Y'ALL!
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HEY CUTEANDFUNNY!!!l <<<(L) ;)
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hey guyssss long time no seeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woah way back here
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happy thanksgiving
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Lol thanks you too
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hey yall
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Ah ha! So here's the reason this question keeps poppin back up to the top!! :o)
Hi Annie!! Hope all is well with you!! :o)
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Oh and happy early anniversary. ;o)
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I couldn't take it anymore either...I had to see what was up. Hi Mandy! 8)
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Hi Kuu!!
I know, right!! Every time my app would refresh, this was at the top. WTH?!?
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Hi guys! And thanks Mandy! :) I love reading old chats xD
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Funniest? That's hard to say, really. Most helpful to me personally, I think is Ziggy (Freudian Slip).

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If I listed all my helpful and funny people, it would take 2 comments to get the whole list out there! All these adults are so funny...it's like a funny adult retreat here!
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I know.
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Lol Cheese King is one of them too! His answers are always very very very long and helpful lol
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Who is the Cheese King annie?
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Lol I meant "Cheese, King" sorry I forgot the comma! :)
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And helpful cheese! But I'm not that helpful. 8 hours withput eating...yay...my lucnh is at 10am. 7am ur time cheese.
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@former...she's a therapist of course she helpful!
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@King: yes you are King! @.@ smh
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Nuh uh Landy.
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Hahaha!! Landy... Lol yes you are King! Stop denying it! :E
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Why did I call you Landy? Sorry, all the people around me. Annie!
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Lol it's ok! It's funny when people call me Landy when they're not Guss ;)
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Yes
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Former you always make me laugh.
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Thanks Gussy, I try. It's been so slow around here lately. It's hard to keep the jokes going sometimes
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Lol! That was hilarious Robert!
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Okay Cheese! I'm awesome! And thank you! Your completely nuts, you know that! Your like a cheese log!
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you totally for got me lol gosh not feeling the love here lol
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Awe! I'm so sorry Danni! This is why I hate these questions. Someone always gets hurt! I swear.
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it's okay i still am the only one smiling to keep your grass greener lol
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All I know is King505 is hot ;)

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Cheese!
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What? It's true. if that's really him in his profile pic then he's a cutie ;)
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He is cute.
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Yes it's really me.
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I saw him first! haha
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How old are you?
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Cheese, just walk away lmlo
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Countrygirl, I'm 13.
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King, oh sorry a little too young for me hun
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Cheese! This is nacho place to be...
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Mmm I love nachos! Especially with EXTRA cheese!! :P
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Mikale lol

Countrygirl, when was I ever going to dat you anyway!
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You're grating my nerves cheeser
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DrDougie
King, your 13? I thought u said you were 14............
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Dougie, nope, 14 in June.
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Dougie, your picture scares me :(
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DrDougie
It's an inside joke.... Vote for my answer! lol :P
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Dougie! Why did you Unfollow me? Did I do something wrong?? :(
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Mr_FadedGlory
What's that about? Is that suppose to be a mustache? You goof!
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DrDougie
No I still love you Annie! I thought you weremad at me though
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Lol! Thanks :) lol why would I be mad at you?! :D
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idk, I'm wierd like that ;) I'll follow you again though :D
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Lol ok I was just wondering if I did something wrong lol :D
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More than one Robert! Remember LK? @.@
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Ya bet ya I have a sweetie..a whole lot...
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Before everyone freaks out I was partially kidding. I'm not saying King is ugly but I would never flirt with someone i didnt even know online. I was mostly bored
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Ok Countrygirl...nice to know :)
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I hope ya'll aren't using sarcasm lol. I'm being serious
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Mr_FadedGlory
Awe, that's mean. There's nothing wrong with being nice to the guy.
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I was being nice haha I told him he was a cutie but then I found out he was only 13 and I didnt wanna be a cougar so Im just telling everyone not to take it seriously lol
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Countrygirl, I'm not using sarcasm.
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Thank you King :)
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Welcome :)
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I see country girl. Thanks for clearing that up.
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No problem :)
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hes nt the most attractive person ive seeen.............
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my Mama always says "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anythin at all" I think this saying would apply nicely to this situation....
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i think king505 is pretty cute<<<3
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HOT yolo
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Sweetie, this is kinda old...
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I know who is ANNOYING that guy who ends everything with Joe!

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Who is that? And that wasn't the question?
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Nooo ik who ur talking about! That is annoying lol
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The dude with the beard joe
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Yup, him. Joe