Lol. That's lame. Just don't go. It's your human right to do what you want, lust is not a sin. I don't believe I that cra* so I know that it's all fake. Animals can do what they want and they have it right, they don't have to make things complicated because of some 'story book'. We need to stop ever complicating the world and just do thinks instinctively, the way we used to.
Yes. I am a Catholic. Masturbation is discouraged as it should not be necessary in a healthy relationship and outside of marriage, the church encourages abstinence. That includes masturbation and all other forms of sex.
I would like to share with you this link that takes you to the chapter on this subject from a book Jehovahs Witnesses distribute to young ones. It doesnt explain the views of the catholic church on the matter, but it does direct you to the scriptures that will answer how God feels about it. http://www.watchtower.org/e/200611a/article_01.htm
Yes, masturbation is a sin. Our sexual organs are not playthings to be used for self-gratification. They are intended for sexual relations in marriage, to express and share mutual, self-donating love, and for the procreation of children. When we use our sexual power of loving and procreating within marriage according to God's purpose, we honor Him and our bodies. When we do not, we dishonor God and our bodies, something Scripture condemns. Masturbation is often called "self-abuse" precisely because the person who masturbates abuses his or her body, which is a temple of the Holy Spirit. Masturbation is a sin against nature - which was designed and given order by God. In masturbation, it is pleasure alone that becomes the end goal, not the joy in doing something truly loving.