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myquestions97
myquestions97: 1 year ago via iPhone

Anyone know any Chuck Norris jokes

I'm bored

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FatKenney
FatKenney: 1 year ago

Chuck Norris was once featured on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. He spun first. The rest of the show consisted of 29 minutes of awkward silence as everyone waited for the wheel to stop spinning.
Little kids wear Batman and Superman pajamas. Batman and Superman wear Chuck Norris pajamas.
You know why Bigfoot is so elusive? He heard Chuck Norris was looking for him.

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Jordan1106: 1 year ago via Android
I like the bigfoot one!! Lol
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LittleBite17
LittleBite17: 1 year ago

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck norris can plank a flag pole
N I forgot another one bout time traveling ???

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bowhuntr
bowhuntr: 1 year ago via Android

Chuck Norris doesnt do a push up he pushes the world down

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kuriafiddie
kuriafiddie: 1 year ago

One of them is guns carry chuck Norris for protection. Another one is Chuck Norris was kicked out of the gym because he made all the equipment works out. Also, you can say he doesn't face fear, fear faces him. Visit http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts to read more.

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kjr1217
kjr1217: 1 year ago

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2, nobody fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can empty the recycle bin.

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Jordan1106
Jordan1106: 1 year ago via Android

Watch "epic rap battles of history" on youtube! They got a chuck norris one! :)

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tommyrox97
tommyrox97: 1 year ago

Chuck Norris died, but the grim reaper was to afraid to get him.

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Freakmania127
Freakmania127: 1 year ago via Android

God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "Say please".

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