Why not pinch a line from one of the poets. After all, when it comes to colourful language, they're the master-painters. You need a phrase that's so well known it will be immediately clear what your project is about.
-- A Green and Pleasant Land (William Blake, Jerusalem.) -- A Sceptred Isle (Shakespeare, Richard II)
Or you could try a comment from their enemies: -- A Nation of Shopkeepers (Napoleon Bonaparte)