What is a witty response to "who are you trying to impress?"
A witty response to "who are you trying to impress" would be saying "nobody". Then, you can change the answer swiftly and say "Myself." This would irritate the asker more than it would have irritated you.
here's one: Not you, as you are so thick you would get bored of my awesome skills and go make yourself a sandwich
Heres one: I have no wits of my own so I asked other people for a clever response to try and impress YOU. hope this helps