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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

How does one become a better ninja?

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Answer 1

wickster91: 1 year ago

go around punching people in the nuts quickly then run away
if your not caught, you gain a level up
enjoy

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Haha thanks

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Nkathers: 1 year ago

To become a better ninja, you need to work hard and constantly train. You should never let it be known you are a ninja and master self control. Moving stealthily, being fearless, and meditation are all aspects of being a great ninja. Read more details at www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Ninja.

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Thank you

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lecome1: 1 year ago via iPhone

Wow that answer was actually serious!

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ravenevan: 1 year ago via iPhone

First you have to BE a ninja to be a "better" ninja. Then, I would imagine the ninja school you were able to join would have an idea of how to be a better ninja.

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Pfft I AM a ninja. Thanks :)

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ravenevan: 1 year ago via iPhone

Pffft then ask your ninja instructor how to be a better ninja. You seem kind of young for being born in the fourteenth century.

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lecome1: 1 year ago via iPhone

Pfft, not young he's 100000 years old!

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

^^^^ what she said

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ravenevan: 1 year ago via iPhone

Pfft, 100000 your mommy must be Eves granny.

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Pffft yeeeah lol

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veganchick3223: 1 year ago

Drink lots of ninja juice. I think you can get it at Target.

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Hmmmm thanks.

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jinxedau: 1 year ago via iPhone

Watch some Lyoto Machida videos

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Who? Hmmm thanks

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lecome1: 1 year ago via iPhone

ALWAYS catch things on fire to be a true ninja!

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Yeah! Thanks Gracey the fire head!

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lecome1: 1 year ago via iPhone

Yup

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montoya27: 1 year ago

Be like chuck Norris

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Agh! Why chuck? Haha thanks

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turtle_eggs: 1 year ago via iPhone

I know i few secrets since i am a member of the ninja turtles ..,umm but u got to pay to learn!!!

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

How much?!?

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turtle_eggs: 1 year ago via iPhone

Its just 3 easy payments of 19.99 plus shipping and handling...lol

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Shipping AND handling, too!!! Haha

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pastisreal: 1 year ago

Get the song Kung Fu Fighting stuck in your head and always (......Always!) Have a mini flamethrower in ur possesion XD

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ChickenZombie: 1 year ago

Lolz thanks ~^_____^~

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pastisreal: 1 year ago

Ur very welcome :P

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