OMG. your going to get roundhoused for that from chuck norris! he's only......the worlds most amazing mo-fo! Chuck norris can slam revolving doors, unscramble scrambled eggs, and even beat rock with scissors!! And if you google where chuck norris is, Google will actually tell you the truth for once... You dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you! :O
Chuck norris (noun) one who can start a fire with two icecubes, strangle you with a cordless phone, gargle peanut butter,slam a revolving door, tge boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris at night, when he steps in a river he doesnt get wet the water gets Chucked, and when he steps on a lego...the lego cries. he can sit in the corner of a circular room! Chuck Norris is a beast!!!