i'm not a racist, however one of my black friends said a very funny one to me just the other day..... his joke was.... "What does a black man say when he has dhiarrea?"................ "I'm melting!!!!!!!!!!!" haha gay but it made me laugh
Two blondes were on a beach in California, one said to the other, "Do you think the moon is closer to us or is Florida?" The other blonde replies, "Well, duh, the moon is closer, you can't see Florida from here!"
a crew member went to the ship captain and said captain! there's a enemie ship on the horizon the captain said fetch me my red shirt. they went at war all day with out loosing one member and later the crew member went up to the captain and asked captain why did you tell me to fetch you your red shirt and he said cause if i were to get shot y'all wouldn't see the blood and keep fighting and the crew member replied wow! that's awesome! then the next day the crew member went to the captain and said captain! captain! there's 20 enimie ships on the horizon and the captain said fetch me my brown pants! LOL :D