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If I prank call my friends what should I say?

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you can do the eggroll call..."where are my Chinese eggrolls?!" (they would talk) "I ordered them 45min ago and I'm sitting here starving eggroll-less!!"
or the worried call... "I thought you said you would call me back!" (they would talk) "you told me that you would call me (start to tear up) but you never did and I feel lonely!"
those are the ones I always do, hoped they helped!(:

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i lik the 2nd 1
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ps i luv 1D
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Haha yea (:
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You can call up your friends and pretend to be an engineer from a phone company. Then pretend to be checking the sound quality by telling them to repeat stupid phrases. For more prank ideas visit, www.buzzle.com/articles/great-prank-call-ideas.html.

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It's pizza hut and you are 3 hours late for your personal pan pizza.

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It's Mike Vega your hair is so....ai hombre...like really man?
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"I'm a closet idiot. Take me to the nearest psychiatric facility for treatment."

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Speak in a brittish accent and asking for two weaner schnitzels, lol thinking of random stuff

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lol thumb up for you! good one!
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Tell him that you want to order a pizza and that you think he is pizza hut and yell at him for getting your order wrong!

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Ask them if their refrigerator is running. When they say yes tell them to go catch it

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Old school...love it! Do you have prince albert in a can? lol
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no try to frighten them into thinking theres a niper on a roof acrossed the street
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Say your from an organization trying to promote awareness of the conservations of blarifoing or some imaginary creature. You could also try talking in a foreign language or even a make believe language!

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Is your refrigerator running they would say ya then u say. Go catch it?

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i do the funeral:omg do you know where lopez funeral home is my uncle or whatever family member you want to say died and i"m going and keep on asking over and over

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Pretend to be some Italian guy and say in an Italian accent,"This is Alfanzo Gillianrdo's house of love. How may I help you?"

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pretend too be an italian pizza store owner in italy, asking where to deliver the pizza too. keep saying where are you in Naples?

or pretend to be a teacher, and say " your son is failing, dont tell him, I want to tell him tomorrow.

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Use a soundboard.

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I would have a british accent and say i would like a pizza only cheese please then just stay on that subject untill you get mad and hang up

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?If you know Spanish or any other language, speak that language and they'll be confused!!!?

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Talk in an accent and be like i have seen you and been stalking u

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This needs to be a prank on somone who does not have a cat!!!Say this in a weird low voice... Hi. Ummmmm ur cat,,, just jumped over my fence. (they say I don't have a cat) then u say.... Well I don't have a fence so I guess it all works out!!

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Speak in a Mexican accent and say" ello, would you like a phone cover" and no matter what they say, say" ok, what color would you like" then no matter what they say, say" black? Why you want black? Are you racist? Then hang up.

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Speak in a British accent and say "hello this is the bra dipartment we r very sorry to say that we have lost ur order for 6 D++ bras could u please tell us ur name,address,and credit card number thank you

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Im so going to do that.
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Lol
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call them and say trolololol its soo funny i have done it before or u could act like a stalker and say im watching u in a creepy voice but make sure u dial *67 before the number

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That's easy don't say nothing and they'll get annoyed and before they say hello the 2nd time just squeal like a girl as loud as you can right into the phone and then just hang up.

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Gossip about who likes who that is not true.

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"i see dead people" -hang up-

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In A deep voice say "Hey can I speak to Bob?"

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say that u are justin bieber and make them believe that you are not gay

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or you could tell em, "I WANT TO PLAY A GAME"...
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(weird voice) hello happy birthday bobby bob( sing happy birthday) ur unicorn is ready in California to pick up!!

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Haha. You should try doing a mexican accent and say that you are their grandmother/grandfather and why they dont visit you anymore. TIP: Use their name to really wierd them out.

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Your the manager of a milk company, and you are arresting them for spoiling your milk.

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call them up and say "i forgot your phone number can you give it to me?"

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Maybe just say, i pranked you!

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call them up and say your bob from bobs ant and that they have a problem with ants and that they need to get out of the house cause the ants are going to kill them

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use www.prankdial.com - they call for you and you can record it for future humilation - it's a beautiful thing my friend.

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wrong numba chicken head!

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Tell them that you are from the police department, and that they must pay a 400 dollar fine for careless driving =)

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in that movie scary movie im not sure which one but its like u call them and tell them "u only have 7 days 2 live" real creepy lik

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Prank Stars! Soundboard is the best prank calling app for iPhone. They use real celebrity voices like Borat, Mr T, Austin Powers, Jack Black and a stack more... Here's the URL link >

https://itunes.apple.com/au/app/prank-stars!-soundboard/id351598228?mt=8

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