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I just caught my girlfriend picking her nose and eating her boogers...in her sleep! What should I do?

NOOOOOOO!!! Gah, I hope she doesn't do it when she's awake =P

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Maybe you should feed her more often...

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Ikr!!
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lol
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Leave it maybe she didnt know what she was doing :/ but that is gross!! and i doubt it she will do it when she is awake Or maybe she wanted a midnight snack!! haha!!

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oh my gosh u guys stop making me laugh i cant feel my face thumbs up though
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Omg, no you did not!? Wow, that's just...
Um, let her know about it, see what she says.

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I'd love to be a fly on the wall during THAT conversation!!
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I kinda don't. That's just, no bueno!
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thats not a good idea im a girl evry girl wants to know they sleep like an angel with there finger stying out of their nose ewww
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wow first burn the images out of your mind, than go buy a big bottle of scope for her to gargle once she wakes up. no more good morning kisses

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you could wake her up and ask her if she needs a glass of water to wash down them boogers that she eat and she probably does when she is awake --- yum -

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wow that is pretty grose but if i was doing that and someone knew i would want them to tell me about it so i would suggest telleing her just be like hey did u know u pick ur nose and eat the boogers when ur asleep if shes like oh my god grose then u know she doesnt know and doesnt do it when shes awake and if she says yeah so then she prolly does do it when shes awake to so telling her could help u both out but yeah good luck with that one

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Two thoughts come to mind: 1.) Think about all the things you do when you are sleeping and don't know it.. assuming you're a guy..:) 2.) We never tell.
Sweet Dreams!

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Break up with her!!!

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Ugh! That's a deal breaker right there.

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LMFAO!!! I think you might want to save this little secret...she's not going to believe you!!
As a preventative measure...fix that gal a sandwich before bed!!!
Oh, hope this doesn't sound mean...but thanks for the morning giggles!!

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Mr_FadedGlory
Better yet, get video of it next time.
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Ikr!!! LOL
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YouTube is about to hit a new record in views! And Tosh.0 is going to be all over that!
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What kind of sandwich do you want, TL? JK! lol
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Look on the bright side. At least now you know where you can get rid of your boogers.

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Boom.
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grose man just grose lol
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Wow! Just wow. Ok, never tell her. But do ask her about her dreams. Anything about childhood and just leave it alone. Who didn't have a friend that ate their boogers once? In fairness, tell us one about yourself. I'll start. I used to bite my nails for a very long time. Everybody has a nasty habit. It just means you're human. And hopefully, you don't talk in your sleep. Make her a rich buttery batch of pancakes and kiss her extra hard in the morning. Let that be the end of that!

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Eww! How did you see her sleep!!!?!! I'm more concerned about THAT!!!

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I sleep beside her and she went to sleep earlier than me. I'm confused by how you didn't know how I saw her.
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You're just gettin around to being confused 7 days later? Lol!
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Why are you sleeping with your girlfriend
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Lol. I have to sleep and we live together.
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oh my god i'm trying to stop laughing so i can answer well she probaly didn't know what she was doing yeah dont ask her about yeah and anyway thank u just made my day. lol :D

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