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Why does ASK limit my responses? I want to share my wealth of knowledge with the world unadulterated by their restraints!

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We answerers of Ask shall unite! Form a flotilla; an air raid; an armada! We'll parachute in over the side! Something *must* be done to stop the madness of the moderators!



or, at the very least, we should sign a petition, no?

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Agreed! Forge onward my fellow brothers in arms! Tonight, we dine, in hell!!!
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I'm not a moderator!
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I'm with ya, Dude!
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phil_m99
Yah!

Oh, sorry, wrong thread. Anyone know how I can lose 30 pounds in one night? Thanks ....
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sever a limb

What do you think Justin Beiber is doing now?
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Crying at how many likes there are on the video of him being shot to death on csi
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phil_m99
Trying to jailbreak his iphone, duh!
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Agreed
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Next: Operation Overlord! Advise on D-Day.
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[slaps forehead] of course he is, Phil, I should have known

Dude! Bieber was on CSI? I have never watched that show...but might head on over to youtube and "like" that vid myself
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lol @ Boy
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Phil/Sas wonderful stuff.
Boypinoy: Put me down for Overlord. I'll provide resuscitation for any Amazons injured in the battle.
Dude: Answerers of the world, UNITE! Cast off your chains.

Hang on gang, didn't Tennyson write about this sort of situation:

Forward the answerers, "Charge for the Mods," he said;
Into the valley of death, rode phil and sasquatch.

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the answerers are coming, the answerers are coming!

oh wait, wrong century
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Besides, you don't have your horse on line...
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lol...
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Man down! Bring in the medics! Stat! Code blue!
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I think I intercepted and decoded their message. "Houston, we have a problem".
This "Charge.." will be will be Tennyson's version of victory unlike what he wrote about the 600.
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awww:( the mods removed you, Boy... you probably said something good too
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Yeah, don't know what's wrong quoting the astronauts when they have a problem, and citing a line from Afred Lord Tennyson.
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Houston, we have a problem
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Lucky you! If it's from me it gets deleted.
Now try another line from Tennyson similar to what Dozy commented above. If it passes the Mods, then I really don't understand the guidelines.
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I don't know why it was removed, either. It is now back.

Now, before y'all string me up, what moderator gave a bad answer? Was it me? Should I form a complex??
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Thanks, EricM! Then I'm no longer a child of a lesser god.
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I'm not sure, Eric, I was confused by that as well since no mods-- blonde, tuxedo'd or otherwise, answered the question
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I'm still thinking what was it in something I commented that was against the guidelines.
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Something triggered the computer, but I truly don't know what it was. I do apologize for that, though.
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That happened to me an hour ago. We must protest!!

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See I look at it like a battle of words, you just have to figure ways around the arseholes.

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That's right I said it!
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lol:)
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Cmon Sas you know it!
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well.....I'm not a big meanie though:)
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Well I am. I am also a huge arsehole.
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HA! It takes a big...arsehole, to admit that:)
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oops, my comment to you was a bit too colorful...lol... in the light of the rest of them
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no it made they just have to check it out first
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Fortunately, we are awfully thick-skinned. :-)
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We who and how did i offend you?
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"we," as in "the moderators." And no offense taken, even with the "arsehole" part.
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Yes!

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"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender..."
I think Churchill knew Sasquatch and Ask were coming.

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I agree, and make it so you can come back and say something more again in case you forgot to say it the first time

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Your knowledge is to much for them, so they *force* a break on you...

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Not all of us want to hear your wealth of knowledge, haha

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Most likely they restrict the number of questions people can answer because they are trying to stop the people who think it's funny to give silly answers. Most people who want to seriously answer questions are unlikely to answer dozens a day. I'm sure you take it very seriously though.

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