What should I do with my 14 year old and my 2 year old (both boys) on my birthday?
Take them on a weekend vacation. That sounds like a great way to celebrate your bday.
are you trying to get someone to watch them so you can go out and party?
For the fourteen year old, you can buy him a birthday card. You can as well buy your two year old son a birthday card. Buying them clothes for presents would also be good. Ensure also you put them a party so they enjoy with the rest of the age mates
Drop them by one of your family members or leave them with your mother