What are some funny quotes from like movies, tv shows, music, etc. ?
Just one of many from the movie airplaneThis woman is very sick we've got to get her to a hospital. A hospital, what is it?It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
"here's johnny" from the movie : the Shining
"Although I'm a practicing heterosexual you've got to admit, bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Friday night." - Woody Allen.
Lifes a garden, dig it-Joe dirt
The best movie for funny lines is "True Lies" "Take HER! Take HER! Oh god please don't hurt ME!" "I'm not a spy, I'm actually a complete coward. I gotta lie to women to get laid ... And I don't score much ... I gotta little d1ck it's pathetic!" "I'm startin' to *like* this guy ... Uh, but we still gotta kill him, that's a given."
"what do are you going to do with this?" from Hotel Rwandashe tried to shoot someone with a shower hose after the water was turned off and she was sitting in a bath tub with her friend and familyher husband said that because he was the one who almost got "shot"
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning".XD- George W Bush
"With great power, comes great responsibility." -uncle ben from Spiderman
..."Better get Used to those Bars,kid...". (Back to the Future).
lol not sure but look up the song tgif by the secret handshake it has many names of tv shows from the 90's
I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly! - The Other Guys
My precious, My Precious
Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger. ------Lady Gaga
ace Ventura: pet detective If im not back in five minutes wait longer
why would i not understand the context? I am the context! ~we need to talk about kevin shut it down ~hells kitchen f*ck off~hells kitchen