What is the best joke you know?
Women want nice guys. Hahaha
knock knock: whos there? me. me who? you japanese?
My social life ): *forever alone*
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel.
Oh, you got a twitter? Now I'm not embarrassed to follow you :)
How did Hitler tie his shoes?With little Nazis!!!!!!!!!!!Ha!
Here's one:-what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?I lost my tractor.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
WOMENS RIGHTS HAHAHA jkjkjkjkjkjk
Try this, its one of my faves, I know a lot, but this is one of my faves: Yo momma is so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back! haha hope this helped hottie