What are some funny sayings
Don't knock on deaths door...Ring the doorbell and run....
Your messed up , your face is messed up , and your life is messed up !!!Lol
Life is like a fan,sometimes the s**t hits it!
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your pretty, pretty ugly. haha thats the only one i know
If a quiz is called a quizzical, what is a test called?lol
I'd rather throw my d!(k in the river
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken-colonel sanders
"Ignorance is bliss? Well uh gee, thanks for making me AWARE of that fact, you insensitive troglodyte!"
Same old Sh@t just a different day!
Roses are red,violets are blue,god mad me beautiful what happen to youRoses are red,violets blue he's for me not for you,if any chance you take my place,I take my fist and smash your faceWhen life gives you lemons, you throw them at old peepsWhen a friend falls a fake friend will not laugh and help the person up,but a real friend will help the friend up also......after laughing and putting the video recorder awayYou know who is very beautiful......read the first word again