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Ask 1:1 In the beginning was the Internet, and the Internet was huge. It was populated by people who were both goodly and badly. There were people like yourself, Enh411, who wanted to share their light with other denizens, but there were also the evil Trolls, Flame Warriors, Imposters and Lurkers, who waited to ensnare the unwary.
Ask 1:2 In the fullness of time, the Lord Ask sent forth His cyber-angels to go among the denizens looking for good men and women who might establish his Cyberkirk.
Ask 1:3 In the northern wasteland they persuaded VirginiaL and Sasquatch to abandon their worldly ways so they may be founts of wisdom and hilarity; they sought out neighborlady for her wisdom; bellydncr for her irreverent insights; dross and waldorff for their earthy erudition; and Red.Thumb.Me, a man who, in a previous incarnation, had been no less a personage than Loki, the jester of Valhalla.
Ask 1:4 Further went the cyber-angels assembling the wisest and wittiest until this great site was established.
Ask 1:5 And so, in time, the cyber-angels became Moderators and Ask became the great site you know it to be.
There is no other site like Ask, enh411. Where else would you expect to find a bunch of misfits like us?
This is actually my first day using this app! (website) But before this, I have been in Yahoo Answers (Y!A) for like a year. I seem to like this more because of little things like being able to comment. But you should check it out!