your mama so ugly, she went to the ugly contest and the guard said no proffesionals! two guys were walking to the bar... i forgot the rest. your mama so stupid, she went to in and out,she went in, but she never came out. whats the key for thanksgiving? a turkey! your mama so white, she went in a room full of black people and yelled,who turned off the lights?! there are these two robots guarding a door, one can lead u to hell the other one leads you to heaven, one robot tells the truth, the other one tells the lie, you can only ask 1question, what question do u ask to go to heaven?
answer: you ask, what will the other robot say is a good door? because, the lieing robot will lie and point to hell, the one who tells truth will point to hell, so what ever one they didnt point to then go to that door!!!