I know that this is being asked a lot, but does anyone have some good jokes?
My sister and I want a good laugh! :)
weight exercise plan :week one : stand with feet hip width apart with your arms at your side lift up 5 pd potato bags. hold them in mid air until your arms shake with fatigue.then rest and repeat.week two :same posture, do the same with 10 pd potato bags. remember you want to reach the shaking fatigue zone. rest and repeat.week three: graduate to 20 pd bagsweek four : this is where i'm at. i now use 50 pd bags. its hard but a good work out !week five : start putting potatoes in those bags. :)
Wanna make some hot dogs? You bring the buns, I'll bring the meat;) -this guy I know
Some good jokes include "why did Noah swat the two mosquitoes?" and "why does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?". You can get more good jokes at http://www.binscorner.com/pages/s/somegoodjokes.html.
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