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FunkyDonkey: 11 months ago

What is the funniest joke you have ever heard

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lenastar99: 11 months ago

If someone throws skittles at you and says taste the rainbow run them over with your car and say nation wide is on your side

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Katy18453: 11 months ago via iPhone

Or throw a bottle of coke at them and yell open happiness.

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lenastar99: 11 months ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

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philliplahm: 11 months ago

U got that from ifunny

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lenastar99: 11 months ago

No duh Sherlock

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Bobby_56: 11 months ago | Last edited at 10:22PM on 6/24/2012

Why did the chicken cross the road???
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TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! Ahahaha I got you all there that was a good one!.....

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mb95: 11 months ago

i don't see how that explains "how" they crossed

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LC81055: 11 months ago

Thats an old joke i remember them.

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XtraXtra00Table: 11 months ago via iPhone

I don't get it :/ how's that funny

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goodgirl93: 11 months ago

THAT IS SOO FAR FROM FUNNY BUT AT LEAST U TRIED:but its definitely not funnny

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Bobby_56: 11 months ago

I don't know any jokes :b sorry if it effected you in a way

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glade: 11 months ago

The chicken joke was literally the first joke ever. It is more than a classic!

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Bobby_56: 11 months ago

Ikr!

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earthsfriend: 11 months ago

Where do you put tired groceries? In a sleeping bag!!!!! Ahahaha! No just kidding my friend literally read it off of a popsicle stick and no joke i couldn't stop laughing it was funny.

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Kimber1911: 11 months ago via Android

Guess ya had to be there...lol

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glade: 11 months ago

It's one of those jokes that are extremely lame but are hilarious.

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Drain98: 11 months ago via iPhone

That you need to find jokes.

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LC81055: 11 months ago

there is a man he lives in a apartment there are 10 floors
he lives in 10th floor. when he gets in the lift he presses
the button number 5 and walk up 5 floors by stairs why doesn't he
press number 10 and get straight there ?

Answer:because he was to short to reach the button
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Drain98: 11 months ago via iPhone

Too short

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JimFrang: 11 months ago via iPhone

There once was a man from nantucket...

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scottstaden: 11 months ago via iPhone

How do you get a one armed Irish man out of a tree?

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JimFrang: 11 months ago via iPhone

Does the answer involve wiskey?

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scottstaden: 11 months ago via iPhone

No you wave at him.

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scottstaden: 11 months ago via iPhone

Why did sally fall off her swing?

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Tim_B_Music: 11 months ago via Android

Cuz someone threw a fridge at her

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scottstaden: 11 months ago via iPhone

Hahahaha! yeah or sally fell off because sally had no arms!

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glade: 11 months ago | Last edited at 11:08AM on 6/25/2012

Here's a really funny yo mama joke: yo mama so stupid, she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team!

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hungergamesaholic: 11 months ago

A man sees a sign that says make donkey laugh reward $500 so the guy goes in and makes the donkey laugh then he goes to claim his prize the next day the sign says make donkey cry reward $500 so the same guy goes in and makes the donkey cry so he goes to claim his reward the person who made the competition asks the guy how he made the donkey laugh and cry he says the first time he told the donkey his dick was bigger than the donkeys (which made him laugh) the next time he went outside and showed the donkey his dick which was bigger (which made him cry)

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gqp13: 11 months ago | Last edited at 4:16PM on 6/25/2012

Why did sarah fall off her swing
Because she didnt have arms
Knock knock
Whos there

and what type of bees make milk

Not sarah

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twistedmetalman: 11 months ago via iPhone | Last edited at 9:15AM on 6/26/2012

A sergion is held in court for practicing an autopsy on a living person Lawyer: so doctor did you check for a pulse?

Sergion: no lawyer: how about breathing sergion: no lawyer: then are you so sure he wasn't alive? sergion: because his brain was in a jar on my desk lawyer: but he could have still been alive right? Sergion: yes practicing law somewhere...
Get it?

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sierra33335: 11 months ago

There were three people on a plane. The first one took a bite out of an orange and said too sweet, so she tossed it out the window. The second one took a bite out of a lemon said it was too sour and she tossed it out the window. The third Pune took a bite iut of a grenade said too crunch and she tossed it out the window. When they landed the first girl saw a little girl crying and asked what was wrong the little girl said," a lemon came out of the sky and killed my new kitty. The second girl saw a little boy crying and asked what was wrong. The little boy said," An orange came out of the sky and killed my new puppy. The third person saw a person on the sidewalk Laughing and asked what was so funny. The person said," I farted and the building behind me collapsed.

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