there is a man he lives in a apartment there are 10 floors he lives in 10th floor. when he gets in the lift he presses the button number 5 and walk up 5 floors by stairs why doesn't he press number 10 and get straight there ?
Answer:because he was to short to reach the button HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
A man sees a sign that says make donkey laugh reward $500 so the guy goes in and makes the donkey laugh then he goes to claim his prize the next day the sign says make donkey cry reward $500 so the same guy goes in and makes the donkey cry so he goes to claim his reward the person who made the competition asks the guy how he made the donkey laugh and cry he says the first time he told the donkey his dick was bigger than the donkeys (which made him laugh) the next time he went outside and showed the donkey his dick which was bigger (which made him cry)
A sergion is held in court for practicing an autopsy on a living person Lawyer: so doctor did you check for a pulse?
Sergion: no lawyer: how about breathing sergion: no lawyer: then are you so sure he wasn't alive? sergion: because his brain was in a jar on my desk lawyer: but he could have still been alive right? Sergion: yes practicing law somewhere... Get it?
There were three people on a plane. The first one took a bite out of an orange and said too sweet, so she tossed it out the window. The second one took a bite out of a lemon said it was too sour and she tossed it out the window. The third Pune took a bite iut of a grenade said too crunch and she tossed it out the window. When they landed the first girl saw a little girl crying and asked what was wrong the little girl said," a lemon came out of the sky and killed my new kitty. The second girl saw a little boy crying and asked what was wrong. The little boy said," An orange came out of the sky and killed my new puppy. The third person saw a person on the sidewalk Laughing and asked what was so funny. The person said," I farted and the building behind me collapsed.