Why do unicorns have horns?
To pierce the sky, opening the world to a joyful rain of cupcakes and sunshine so that leprechauns can dance around in happiness and smiles :D That's the most logical solution I could come up with. JK
Their blind and it keeps them from walking into walls lol
Without horns, they're just a horse of course!
to stab enemies
Because otherwise it'll be a horse ,lol
To stab evil where it hurts.
To shoot rainbow lasers at the evil leprechauns of course. :D
so that they can blow them while in traffic
Unicorns aren't real!!! Durh
Because they are epic.
That's where the magic comes from!
Because those are the trade marks of 'em if the retards didn't have 'em we'd call them unitards that's why
The source of their powers comes from inside of their horn... :D
Because they broke their bells.