Look at the sky behind you, yell "oh no they're coming!" in a really loud voice, start to run, knock into someone, say "you're in danger, you need to get out of this place." and then dart away round the corner and scream. when people come to assist you, you will already have donned a fake beard, a trench coat, some pink sunglasses and a multicolored beanie, and you will be smoking a long pipe and humming a Beatles song. when the people ask where that other man went, say "they found him." stand up, put a hand in your pocket, and stroll away leisurely.
i just came up with this pull someones pants down a random person(not a cop) and tell a cop he was going to rape point to the guy you pulled there pants down and then they might say you pulled them down then say no i didn't he told me to come in this dark long scary alley then run away
dress up as something crazy or just wear stuff like the band lmfao and dance terribly to an old song or you can drive by slowly near somebody jogging,and blast the song "eye of a tiger" for motivation!!!