Just a few jokes and riddles, I'm bored :)
1.)What is the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he hits your windshield?
His butt! Sorry haha! (joke)
2.)If a turtle loses it's shell, is it naked or homeless? :) (riddle)
3.)If it weren't for good ol' Benjamin Franklin, we'd be watching TV by candlelight! Lol, I don't even know what this is. XD
Ask if you want more, funnier ones or not!