Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
1. Where do potatoes came from?.... from ground!! omg? 2. One bike fell down. Why?.....cause it is two tired (too tired) 3. George Washington became 10years old. Then next year he became?......11years old!
based on the song written in the stars: teacher: where's your homework? kid:written in the stars! t:where in the stars? k:a million miles away t:what was it about? k: a message to the man, t:it was about seasons! k: oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! t:do you know anything about seasons? k:seasons come and go! t:your so annoying. k:i will never change! t: detention! now! k:im on my way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
two men decide to go hunting. one guy has out his binoculars and says to guy2 "man ur wifes cheating on you" guy2 says "shoot her in the head and him in the d**k" guy1 says "i can get that in one shot" lol.