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Why isn't ' spontaneous human combustion' a more common occurrence ?

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agree...I know several people that should try it

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Omg, roflpmp. Can we begin with your "list"? Please, please, please, lololet me pick the first one?
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I wanna help on the list :D
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Suggestions are always welcome!
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hahaha, just got back from the gym and found this....you guys are too funny. This is gonna be a long list
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I know Michael's been looking for you to thank you for talking me through last night. :-)
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I found....I read....I answered
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He's supposed to be sleeping... but I saw he just answered a Q, so he's in Dog's house. Guess Dog sleeps with me tonight ;-)
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He won't be able to stay awake long....he will conk out.
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Because we aren't soaked in gas and laid out to burst into flames

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fritzmerde
so my dad lied to me, glad i ran
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Haha
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People have become more comfortable with farting in front of other people, so the gas just isn't being bottled up to the point of combustion anymore

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Back to the gaseous truth! Love it.
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fritzmerde
UM I don't get it, like do you like having sheep love, um oh yeah I'm 13 really I am- you said fart-you're funny, but I don't get it.
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fm? wth does "sheep love" have to do with SHC?
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Ba-ba black sheep 8)
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fritzmerde
Um I don't get it, so you went black sheep & a partial parenthesis got crushed by the number 8. Wait I'm a guy, when do I begin my period, i don't get it
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Just remember to cross you legs after intercourse, and the sheep won't conceive. I hope that answered your question! Tee hee~
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The grass is green
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fritzmerde
Um,I don't get it, my dad said that he wouldn't impregnate me, NAFTA did, but he's a deadbeat dad. He's never even seen his son, alas he dried up, but doesn't smell as bad
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The truth is that there are no official, professional reports of any case of a fire death where spontaneous combustion (internal combustion without a heat source) has been reported as the cause.

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good question, i know a few who need to combust

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Thanks Mona, no Christmas card or soup for you. My dad told me a story about the only case he ever encountered as a police detective. It was a man, in his home, sitting in his chair & poof. He burned up in his chair, My dad said that the smell reminded him of NAM, if you ever smell burning bodies you'll know-yuk. I can't remember all the details as it's been almost 40 years. I do remember listening my dad and other cops talking about it--Apparently, at that time nobody had encountered it so they had been focusing in on the wife. Through the investigation the FBI determined that the burn came from inside his body. Burned inside out-very strange

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Bad Taco Bell. Definitely.
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Haaa, wait-I don't think Tacobell was around--I know the wife was never tried & the cause was put down as unknown/ undetermined
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yw frtiz. I had a book called "The Book of Lists" and they described 10 cases of spontaneous combustion....very fascinating.
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I honestly can't recall all of the details, it had to be back in 71 or 72.. I've never given it much thought until the ? popped up. Being in grade school I thought -right my dad's pulling my leg. When I accidentally eavesdropped on my dad & his buddies I thought holy crap what if happens to me. I don't think that it has been explained yet-did the book present any theories or edumacated guesses?
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That's when farts get held in and blow up if so I learned something from south park well what naf said I guess people fart whenever

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That was a good one :)
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Thx
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