Choose me to help. Just look at my picture bro. I could get the Death Star here in seconds and then just watch them tremble in fear.HahaHA
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Go big! If your going to do it, Do it big:-) Oh yeah I forgot. Wear a Cape:-)
Raise an army of cats.
World domination made simple.
find the local watering hole all the government leaders go to in the evening and seize control there!! worked once before for a certain country!!
Guns, money, and many followers
First of all get off the net and go out and start recruiting your army.
hack all of the governments computers
hack all the cell phone satellites, so no one can make phone calls, in all the chaos and destruction, tell the government to get phones back you have too watch fireworks, that are actually atomic ones, escape during the grand finale, and get followers, rent a deathstar, and you should be good too go.
Go to Netflix and get the cartoon pinky and the brain. Use brains ideas but do not get yourself a bumbling parter like pinky. Should work.
If you give people money for no reason they will probably follow you
Hauling St.Petersburg 727-546-8151 Debris to Landfill
whatever you do-dont take advice from plankton
Gain control of all animals. THEN proced to take over the world
Rotflmfao can't stop laughing omg funniest question ever ha ha lol try launching all nuclear weapons but you'll never get the codes I don't even know you do how will you if you do I won't listen I'd just moon you and if you do military beat you try killing and gaining control can't stop laughing at this ha ha ha ha
you need death ray.
You should reference "Pinky and the Brain".
Tom Cruise has the formula. Start by being a Wacko and continue on from there. Practice jumping on sofas also and just be a jerk. Works for him, and to date...he has done pretty well....but a bit short of a take-over...so far! Work on your smiling muscles in the interim. Worship a false idol and hang around West Hollywood to keep your arranged marriage intact. Oops! Forget that one. FAIL!
Of course you could recruit Stewie...
Buy two rats name one Pinky And one Brain take notes on the scientific perils that they come up with and then copy their plans remember that they are rats and you are a human so you will be able to conquer the world easier then they can.
All you have to do is ware the weirdest objects attached to your body in the weirdest ways and call yourself vashwolfwood-GaGa
First you'll need to make friendly alliance with as many countries as possible. Infiltrate their social and economic infrastructure until you dominate their culture and economic productivity.
Second option - Invent outstanding technology like Steve Jobs did with Apple and you will be well on your way
That sounds like an awful lot of work. And really, what would you do with it once you had it anyway? Play with it for a few weeks and then get bored of it and find yourself yearning for a bigger better world to conquer. So here's what you should do...find a mad scientist/evil genius type, (a la Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory), turn him into your zombie slave (because every proper world dominator should have a zombie slave), and have him make you your own world. A newer model will last a lot longer anyway and you won't have any pesky, demanding people to deal with. ;)
May i just say that when you are in your lair with the super hero trapped just kill him with a small weapon dont wait for your super weapon to recharge and dont have any lava any where in your lair. one more thin dont forget the best defense is a good offence
Celery, lots and lots of celery
1.Make a name for yourself
2.get a government job and climb up to president status
3.take control of small countries under the radar
4.create a giant army to take over larger countries
5.hire engineers and make high tech weapons
6.take control of all governments in the world
7. secure throne, give me credit, and enjoy
1. grow a beard.
2. grow a mustache
3. shave it like Hitler
4. Get a cat to attack you for being such a dumbass
5. try to shave your kitty
6. after she attacks you, admire how pretty she is
7. now just think, a cat just beat the shit out of you, and you expect to take over the world????
Befriend stewie from family guy and kill his mom first.
step one: get a plan step 2: take over the world step 3: kill the kardashians and skarlet johansen...the world would be better off....
get rid of the pot heads then conquer!
