Yo momma is so fat that she got baptized at sea world. Your momma is so fat the grand canyon is her bath tub. Your momma is soo fat she lives around her house. Your momma's so fat she works at the movie theator as a screen. Your momma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said no cars allowed. Your momma's so dumb when a bus went down the street she yelled stop that twinkie. I am really out of breath for typing all that lol X D i have more though.
Yo momma so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she do. Yo momma so old she baby sat for Jesus. Yo momma teeth so yellow cars slow down when she smiles. Yo momma so dirty she loses weight when she takes a shower.