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csarahline: 10 months ago

Best "yo mama" jokes?

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Stargirl114: 10 months ago

Yo momma is so fat that she got baptized at sea world. Your momma is so fat the grand canyon is her bath tub. Your momma is soo fat she lives around her house. Your momma's so fat she works at the movie theator as a screen. Your momma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said no cars allowed. Your momma's so dumb when a bus went down the street she yelled stop that twinkie. I am really out of breath for typing all that lol X D i have more though.

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belleoftheball: 10 months ago via iPhone

Trampolines used to be called jumpolines until yo mama jumped on one.

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newbuddah13: 10 months ago via iPhone

Yo mamas so fat when she goes outside in a raincoat people think shes a taxi

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Identity_0: 10 months ago

People call "taxi!!".

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paki4eva: 10 months ago via Android

yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and peed her pants!!!

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iGO_BoNkErZzz: 10 months ago

Yo momma like a mosquito, you need to slap her to stop suckin

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HeatherStark: 10 months ago via Android | Last edited at 6:40PM on 7/10/2012

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out! Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama is so fat she's got her own zip code.

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patrick50: 10 months ago

yo momma is so fat she makes fat albert look skinny

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lakia55666: 10 months ago

Yo momma so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she do. Yo momma so old she baby sat for Jesus. Yo momma teeth so yellow cars slow down when she smiles. Yo momma so dirty she loses weight when she takes a shower.

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lyricpunk21: 10 months ago

Yo mamas so fat that when she runs on the beach people scream out FREE WILLY!!!?

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