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mikes703: 11 months ago

I did a Major belly flop at the community pool, please read below.

Today I did a major belly flop from the 10 foot high diving board, and the lifeguards banned me from the deep end of the pool. they said I had to stay in the shallow part. but the shallow part has too many kids splashing and I splashed this one kid and he cried and they kicked me out of the pool completely, and made me get my towel and go home. is this right for them to do this to me?

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mikale: 11 months ago via iPhone

Want to have that whole pool to yourself Mikes? Launch a Baby Ruth in the water next time...

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mikes703: 11 months ago

LMAO...Caddyshack...Bill Murray...Loved that...

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mikale: 11 months ago via iPhone

Doodie!!!

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mikes703: 11 months ago

hahahah then drain the pool and eat it...mmmm good...I actually have always wanted to do that baby Ruth thing...

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kookiegirl: 11 months ago via iPhone

Oh my, that's too fricking funny, only our Mikale could come up with this one.

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mikale: 11 months ago via iPhone

Yay! 8)

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crackofthebat: 11 months ago

Someone actually left a real one (not not candy I MEAN CRAP) the pool was closed for like a week

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kookiegirl: 11 months ago via iPhone

Yikes!

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kuuipo: 11 months ago via iPhone

Was it like a triple lindy? If it was, they should have applauded you.

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mikes703: 11 months ago

lol...it was a triple something...but i made a big splash at the pool...:)

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kuuipo: 11 months ago

At least you had a little fun!

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mikes703: 11 months ago

hahahha yes and now my whole front body is aching and red and swellin up...hahahah

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kookiegirl: 11 months ago via iPhone

Omg, ouch!!!

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one_life: 11 months ago

no you should sue

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mikes703: 11 months ago

lol....2 million???

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one_life: 11 months ago

more like 2 trillion!

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one_life: 11 months ago

you showed them that you got guts doing a belly flop they kicked you out? thats so not right

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mikes703: 11 months ago

WOW will you be my Lawyer...I like the big payoff...

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mikes703: 11 months ago

hahahahah yes i wish you were there to tell them that...:)

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one_life: 11 months ago

only if i get 99.9% of the money we get lol

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mikes703: 11 months ago

hahah I would still be rich....maybe I should have peed in the pool???

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one_life: 11 months ago

maybe show them who is boss! lol

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mikes703: 11 months ago

lol yes, and when you distracted them I would have did a towel snap on their rear ends...:)

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MarmaladeSkies: 11 months ago | Last edited at 7:17PM on 7/16/2012

Hm... I think you should show 'em who's boss with a triple backflip and an elegant forward dive. You'll do great... *grabs camcorder*

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mikes703: 11 months ago

I tried a jack knife...but belly flooped instead....I am not much of a diver I guess...:)

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MarmaladeSkies: 11 months ago

I suck at Jackknives lol

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mikes703: 11 months ago

me too Obviously....I knew I should have done a cannanball instead....I think I tried for that mid dive and that is why I bellyflopped..:)

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MarmaladeSkies: 11 months ago

Lol! Mikes I gotta eat dinner :(

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mikes703: 11 months ago

ok have a good cheesey Chicken dinner..:)

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Otter2357: 11 months ago

Omg that's dumb go back in there with the police and arrest them right now
Or
You can sue
And I imagine that hurts (really bad) OUCH!

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NAFTA: 11 months ago

OK, IDK if this is serious or not :) but, if there was no sign about not belly-flopping then they should have no reason to tell you to stay outta the deep end, it's your body and your choice to belly-flop or not. Now the splashing a kid???? How dare you splash a kid with harmful and dangerous water that they are swimming in!! A pool is made to swim in, not have fun, you go and do your laps and then you leave, NO FUN FOR YOU!!!! 8)

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mikale: 11 months ago via iPhone

Pool Nazi!

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NAFTA: 11 months ago

NO FUN!! 8) YOU LEAVE NOW!! :)

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kookiegirl: 11 months ago via iPhone

Your no fun !!!! Pool patrol !

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bluesun: 11 months ago via iPhone

I think you were banned for your own and everyone else's safety.

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kookiegirl: 11 months ago via iPhone

OMG, they threw you out for making to big of a splash? Really? That's so dumb, I mean how many kids do cannon balls to splash everyone around? And it's a pool for crying in a bucket, that's what your supposed to do is have fun!

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mikale: 11 months ago via iPhone

8)

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NAFTA: 11 months ago

*crying in a bucket* calssic :)

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King505: 11 months ago

They can't kick you out, especially during 100 degree heat. Take it to the Feds!

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mikale: 11 months ago via iPhone

8)

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kookiegirl: 11 months ago via iPhone

Depends on were he's swimming, retirement home?

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King505: 11 months ago

Public Town pool!

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crackofthebat: 11 months ago

That sucks! I mean everything about that sucks hahah a belly flop a crying ki and getting kicked out of the pool! I know this sounds stupid but you should get your parents.

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bluesun: 11 months ago via iPhone

Your right he should get his parents!

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MarmaladeSkies: 11 months ago

LMAO yep he should get his parents...

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