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Sherlock Holmes and a friend went on a
camping trip. As they lay down for the night,
Holmes said: "look up into the sky and
tell me what you see".

Friend: "I see millions and millions of stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Friend: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great
and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

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hahah :) i like that
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Thanks! :)
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:) did you make it up?
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No, I found it.
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I farted

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