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what did one tit say to the other tit?
"If we dont get support soon, people will think we're nuts !" =/x

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lmmfao!!!
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well, the funny jokes: maybe we are electric bike supplier

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Your so ugly whene you enterd the ugly contest they said no pros aloud

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This is ur sis gianni and the joke u told was a yo mama joke u didnt mention tht
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Your mom is so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices
Your mom is so fat shes from both sides of the family
Your mom is so stupid she uses a solar powered flash light
Me: I wasn't that drunk! Friend: you threw my parrot at the wall screaming ANGERY BIRD!

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Well this is kind of a pick up line: my lips are skittles would you like to taste the rainbow

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him??? Nothing he just let out a little wine : )

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2 female alligators standing up and talking to each other. One says to the other, nice handbag. The friend replies thanks, its my ex husband.

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