Here are some things to say. *I love you *Your mom says hi *You smell like chocolate peppernickel *I know where you live Here are some things to do. *Sniff their shoulder *Follow them *Walk right in front of them and dance *Rub their shoulder slowly Here are some random funny stuff. *Dress as Pedobear *Run in a circle and scream for 10 seconds, then walk away silently like nothing happened. *Advertise stupid things like lint or dust. *Walk and T-bag at the same time. I hope these were useful!