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anyone have any funny sayings?

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Thanks for reading this I officially wasted your time.

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hahahaha!!!
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angelcag9
LOL :D so funny
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keep moving, junior : )
it's not that funny, but i love it

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devilsgrave

why does a squirl swim on its back?

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devilsgrave
to keep its nuts dry XD
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this is a sandamavalla(awesome) question :)

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Indecision is the key to flexibility.

I also like the quote from the movie A Bug's Life: "The first rule of leadership: Everything is your fault."

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I'm not the flavor of the week,so no you can't try me :)

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nice :)
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That just shows to go. (for That just goes to show)
It is drismal outside.
M'd gorning. (for Good morning.)

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"if I told you that you had a sexy body would you hold it against me?" get it? (;

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"No S#!t Sherlock!"
"Keep digging Watson!"

Another favorite of mine is a direct quote from my Grandpa while he was driving a few years ago (he yelled this out of the window of his truck while running errands with me and Grandma at another old couple in front of us. They are both over 80 years old!):

"Quit driving like an old man and get off the road, you old geezer!"

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Don't call your self an ugly person call your self a beautiful monkey

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Thanks to facebook now i know how everyone's bathroom looks like-Ryan (Bathroom Renovator)

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UltimateWolf

-We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

-Women might be able to fake orga$m$, but men can fake a whole relationship

That's all I could think of O.O

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Who? -"Ronaldo"

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