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People111: 11 months ago

What's the weirdest thing your friend has ever said to you?

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Chris_99: 11 months ago | Last edited at 2:59AM on 7/30/2012

Friend- my @$$ still hurts from what you did to it last night
Me- hey it got really rough, and I got caught up in the moment
Friend- when you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves

I think back and relise that sounded sooo....wrong...

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rpd2131: 11 months ago via iPhone

So you're Will Smith in this scenario.

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rpd2131: 11 months ago via iPhone

Way to be unoriginal.

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I_am_taylor: 11 months ago | Last edited at 3:04AM on 7/30/2012

^^ oh chris............Smh

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rpd2131: 11 months ago via iPhone

He stole that scene from bad boys 2. He's not that funny on his own.

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nikky19: 11 months ago

friend-sorry it took so long for me to txt back i was just shaving my brothers nipple

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0_nana: 11 months ago

"If you want, I will take your virginity." I'm not kidding, he really said that. Sorry if that was too blunt of an answer.

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YCandY: 11 months ago via iPhone

I'd totally bang you but I'm afraid I'll break you. (I'm really skinny) lol

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SaraBuffaloe: 11 months ago

Me-Wanna hang?
Friend- already am!
Me- wtf?
Friend- you're the sexiest person that has ever stepped foot in my trousers
Me- you high?
Friend- on summertime! But I'm still drunk in you(;
Me- don't you mean on you?
Friend- no I impregnated a alien in your stomach while you were taking a shower. It's living on tequila.
(Like a boss-

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FarhanKarim: 11 months ago

yeah all credits to copy paste

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fishingnotfish: 11 months ago

Lmaoooooooooo busted

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