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Why didn't the aliens get married? Because they need space ;)

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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick
Where do you work if you have one leg
Answer= IHop
A lion and a cheetah were playing cards in the jungle.
Lion: You're a cheetah (cheater)
Cheetah: And you're lion (lying)

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why did the chicken cross the road? :>

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What is the difference between obama and his dog?
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His dog has papers.
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How do you kill a blond?
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put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.

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Um I don't get the Obama joke??.....
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Took him forever to get his birth certificate in and it still isn't proven that it is real
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?? Because he was a Fungi :P?*bum dum tss*

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Did u get that from one direction
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Did you get that from Louis Tomlinson?!?!
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I thought he said
Because he was a fun guy
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Yes, I got it from Louis Tomlinson! :) xx I love One Direction xD and Zayn's laugh after he tells the joke; OMG. xD
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Lol yeah I remember but what's the video called
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um I'm not sure :/ sorry love :( x
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Chuck Norris got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Lmfao good one bro
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Lol :D
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