What's Wrong with My Cucumbers?
They've started out 1 1/2 to 2 inches, then haven't done anything for nearly a week.
Cucumbers need LOTS of water. Be sure to water thoroughly just before or immediately after sunup each morning (evening watering causes powdery mildew).
Some are bigger than others
cucumbers are disgusting anyway
Under the Snapple Cap it said that Cucumbers are 94% water, so I'm guessing they need tons of water to grow. The other thing is, they might be pickle cucumbers which are genetically altered to grow shorter
Add Viagra... I heard that makes things grow big and strong ;)
You might check your plants for stink bugs they will sometimes stunt there growth.