When is the last time you stubbed your toe?
I haven't stubbed mine in a long time(knock on wood), but it doesn't have to be a toe stub, it can be anything sort of dumb and painful and also preventable. The last dumb thing I did, I was super hungry and apparently I just couldn't wait any longer for my food to cool down and I shoved it in my mouth and I burned the bejesus outta my tounge and the roof of my mouth!! Hurt for like 3 days!!