Ketchup and Cheetos. Fantastic. Also, ham and pickles and cream cheese. also, there are these things called 'Twinkie weenies' which are hotdogs inside a twinkie and covered in easy cheese... I think they're nasty but my brother could live off of them.
If you have no intentions of eating this combination, the haggis and pickled watermelon smothered in Old Bay and ground garlic. If you want something oddly tasty, make some extra-spicy chili and dump in a Fun-size bag of M&M's.