1 year ago
Last edited at 10:36PM on 8/5/2012
Jump a fence to get into your tiny towns pool at 4 o clock in the morning like me but dont jump off the fence when you leave because i did that then i got my leg cut because i fell between the bench and fence lol now i have a huge 4 inch long scar on my leg....it ruined my dream of being a leg model...ha jk i play basketball not model but that is a legit story!!
Buy fireworks , steal a bus , travel, be weird , make out with a clown..literally , ding dong ditch the oldest person you can find, walk around with a cane , look like the band kiss, and make chuck Norris jokes .
send a letter to the CIA telling them you will sell government secrets to foreign countries. that or borrow alot of money from the mob and not pay it back. both always make for an interesting couple weeks