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I had a fly in my Jeep this morning...

The distance from where he got in to where I could finally get rid of him was about 70 miles. Do you ever wonder what the fly thinks when he ends up way out of his home range? I mean, is he like, "What the holy heck? Where is everybody?"

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Just be sure to let it out near a pile of dog turds......he'll be right at home 8)

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I got him out in the mission district... lots of winos to choose from!
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Oh, well that's pretty much the same thing......
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Sure smells like it!
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Why is it called a "Mission District" anyways??????
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Yes

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Okay!
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Maybe, but I do know the last thing that goes through it's mind when it hits a windshield is it's a$$hole.

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lol
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Omg, leave it to you!
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hatcha cha cha cha....I got a million of 'em
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(Drum riff plays in the background)
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let's see if anyone gets that reference!?!?!
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waiter,there is a fly in my jeep
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Mona!
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I was ready to nuke the little b@st@rd before I got rid of him. I finally got rid of him in the mission district, so at least he can find a nice wino to go sleep/eat/poo on.
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no MJ...that's a real quote....remember who used to say it???
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it always amazed that they will keep messing with something a million times bigger than them
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it's that teeny tiny brain they use
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same thing happens to men when they use the teeny tiny brain instead of the big one
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point taken,mona
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then my work is done here....gotta go and get some groceries
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jimmy durante to answer your question
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yes.....you've redeemed yourself crow ;)
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Didn't Jimmy smoke a cigar? Or am I lost again... I could have sworn this was the ladies' room...
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yes he smoked a stogie
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ooops...forgot about that
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lol fgmj

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It's funny the things that run through my mind in rush hour traffic!
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Lol I too have wondered this

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It's like the Tootsie Pop thing... the world may never know.
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Lol right :)
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Gators4eva3

It's a fly......not Chuck Norris......don't give it too much credit

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Lol... you are relentless. I hope Chuck knows you're his biggest fan. If he ever Googles himself, ALL of your Ask answers are going to come up.
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I don't think they have much of a brain, lol! I mean, they fly around you, you swat, they don't get scared, and come back. Anything smart would move on!

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I was just getting sad picturing the misses and baby flies waiting at home, and him never... it's just so sad, lol!
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Lol!
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Lowheadroom

That's a long way to fly back to the wife and kids. She's going to give a lot of flack when gets home.

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"AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!" 8)
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Lowheadroom
"How much windshield washer fluid did you have to drink?"
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"is that lipstick on your wing?"
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Lowheadroom
"Who were you with, that hussy MaryJo?
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OOOOOOOO!!!! Dang man, a ding-dang-do 8)
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LoLoL!! Love it guys!! :D. Needed that chuckle!! Thanks! : )
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OMG.... I resemble that remark!
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It'll be dead in 2 1/2 hours anyway. Just think... That 70 mile ride was the highlight of his tiny, poop eating life...

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Hangin it's head out the window 8)
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Nope, the highlight is the wino he's snacking on now!
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IDK.... But the flies here have been acting totally CRAZY lately!! Swat at them, and I swear they attack back!! Like zoom at your head if you miss cause they're ticked! LoL!!
Guess the heat/hunidity has made them crazy too! :D

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I swear, I can't go outside without it feeling like they are stalking me!!! 8)
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IKR!?!? Its horrible!! Theyve really gotten aggressive! LoL!

How are you today Naf? :)
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I'm OK as long as I don't think about the fact that I'm not going to the BEST place on earth. And yourself??
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Well.....i haven't quite figured out what/where THE BEST place on earth is......i guess everthing is relative! LoL!! but I'm hanging in there!
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Ugh! I meant "everYthing"....that sounded SOOO hick!! LoL!!
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WTH is wrong with sayin' everthin', huh? Riddle me that, Clarence!
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Otter2357

Put it next to something Smelly the fly will like dat :)

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I did... about 40 winos in the mission district. It was when I rolled down my window to give the windshield washer a buck that he finally got out!
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Yes, I hate them and think about them more than I should.

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Ugh, me too... they swarm all over the calf feed when I pour it out... the molasses in it makes them go crazy!
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Yup. Put something rotten or smelly or nasty. Fly love it. I don't know why though.

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He's newly relocated to the mission district... this time of year. you can't find anyplace much smellier!
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Haha. Yup. :)
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You should have eat it -- Alva probably would have ---

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Clever!
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