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Mr_FadedGlory

"I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet" -Anonymous

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Yeah, that'll do it
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Then I saw this other guy with really cool shoes....(ha)....
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Then chinthing started rolling around on the ground and threw a fit. Lol!
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My Adidas......
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I want real crocs! Not this fake crap!
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haha,'scrocs'.....'scrub crocs'...
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I'll be back

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lol
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Don't worry, bout a thing. Cuz every little thing, is gunna be alright ;)
~Bob Marley ;)

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nice one
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Thank you :)
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That's real easy to say when you're baked 24/7/365 :-)
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lmao
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xD
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yeah it is jews used to sing it all the time
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Really??
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roflmfao i have no idea i never burned a Jew why dont you go ask one
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Lol I have a Jewish friend... I guess I could ask him lol
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omg i dont think you will like you much after that?
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Probably not xD
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lol
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:) l
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??? l
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Lol what's with the question marks?
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all you said was ":) l" i didnt get it
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OH that's because ask.com doesn't let you just type a smiley face so I put an l there too xD
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lol thats retarded apparently they dont like happy people
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Yeah Ikr! :(
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sadness....nonononono i will be happy :))))))))) take that ask!!! omg im such a dumbA$$ lmao
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Lmao! Only occasionally xD
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yay! where would the world be without people like me
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It would be filled with smart boring people :p
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Gators4eva4

"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy"-Clint Eastwood

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lol
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One of my favorites....big thumbs up.
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You know your in love when you can't sleep because your dreams are better than reality ~Dr. Suess :)

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awww thats sweet
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That didn't make sense
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Isn't it :) I used to live by it :( and how did it not make sense?
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cuz he doesnt get dr suess
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Hahaha :)
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lol dr suess is one of the best authors ever
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Haha he's amazing I grew up reading him ;)
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me too, he is still one of my favorite authors
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Haha same! :)
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Don't cry cuz it's over smile cuz it happened

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I made my own quote but it's pretty good: aspire, acquire, inspire.......and my favorite quote is "if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding"

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Pink Floyd
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Smile it gets worse

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thats not very reasurring
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Nice! I love it!
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Don't take life too serious , nobody gets out alive.

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thats sad lolo
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that's soo funny! :)
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DON'T DO IT.....unless the voices keep pestering you

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lmao nice one
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Came up with it just now 8)
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Don't eat yellow snow.

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why not? ;)
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because it isn't a lemon snow cone.
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awwwww i like those though
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Buddah, the yellow snow has a funny aftertaste 8) BTW, THUMB!!!! 8)
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something to live by! ;)
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definitely
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"Do or do not. There is no try". -Yoda (Frank Oz). Star wars

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yoda is boss, i know another quote by him "up shut the FU(k you should" lmao
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"When I told dad I was afraid of what was in the closet he gave me a 45."-Sam Winchester

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lmao i like that
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your welcome
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Lol :)
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Life's tough get a helmet

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Dr. Dennis Leary I presume?
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not sure ... somebody said it to me once .
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"Some people actually feel the rain,while others just get wet."

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Oh! I get it, your talkin bout getting a chick all hot and bothered right? Right buddy?! Cool, high five bro!
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Ha,that'll work,too....
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Murphy was an optimist

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Fasten your seat belts it's going to be a bumpy ride.
What a long strange trip it's been.
Not all who wander are lost.
Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.
HEY YOU GUYS!!!
just to name a few.
genius points if you can name where they're all from.

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Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards.
As you get older you never lose your beauty it just simply moves from your face to your heart

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The cops caught me drinking and driving so they towed my tricycle and took my juice box :PP

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Don't worry, be happy.
What goes around comes around.

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excpect the worse and hope for the best

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