What are your best Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. ;)
you dont find chuck norris... chuck norris finds you
Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird
Jokes about Chuck Norris?... You certainly are brave lolz
I always feel a little bad saying this one . Jesus may walk on water, but chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killed 30 people, then the grenade exploded
Chuck Norris is a hunter but chuck Norris does not hunt because hunting would imply the possibility of failure.
chuck norris was once shot the funeral for the bullet thursday and chuck norris and superman on fought the loser had to wear his underwear
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a twitter. He's already following you
Lol under chuck norris's beard is another fist!.....or chuck norris doesnt cut his grass he stares at it and dares it to grow!!! :) hi Trigger_Happy!!!
These Chuck Norris jokes are so stupid. If he was really that tough, he'd come into my room, slam my face onto my keyboard andazhglepsbsgai.mahzv:'kkabauvsoskapandbzisnzjdsbaisb)osksb
The slenderman doesn't exist, cause he pissed off chuck norris.
Chuck Norris once squeezed cranberry juice out of a lemon. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch cuz he decides what time it is
The bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris spinning roundhouse kicked everything into existence.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Sorry I don't mess with him
Chuck Norris made it through the Mario game... Without using the jump button
Chuck Norris won connect four in three moves.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded.
it would take me years to finish answering this question lol
Only Chuck Norris can try this at home
when chuck norris does a push up the world moves
the google hack is pretty funny :)when the president pushes the big red button... chuck norris' cell phone rings