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Jeremy_maksour: 10 months ago via iPhone

What are the funniest Chuck Norris jokes?

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MturtleM: 10 months ago via iPhone

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. It's not dead though it's just too afraid to move

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JacobDunlap: 10 months ago

That's a good one never hurt it be for

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JacobDunlap: 10 months ago

Chuck norris like meat so rare he only eats unicorns

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Cuppy: 10 months ago

There is no theory of evolution, only the animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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JosiahDolowy: 10 months ago

when the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his bed and closets for chuck norris!

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Redsoxfan85: 10 months ago

Chuck norris allowed the incredible hulk to retire.

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johnreal: 10 months ago

Chuck Norris was having sex in a tractor some if the sperm got into the truck....today that tractor is now known as Optimus Prime

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joshuabagel: 10 months ago

Chuck Norris went to burger king and ordered a big mac
And got one...

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