What are the funniest Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. It's not dead though it's just too afraid to move
Chuck norris like meat so rare he only eats unicorns
There is no theory of evolution, only the animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
when the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his bed and closets for chuck norris!
Chuck norris allowed the incredible hulk to retire.
Chuck Norris was having sex in a tractor some if the sperm got into the truck....today that tractor is now known as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris went to burger king and ordered a big macAnd got one...
Normal guys pee designs into snow chuck Norris pees designs into pavement