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What did one tit say to the other tit?
"If we don't get support soon, peope will think we're nuts!".

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Haha! Nice one, you my friend deserve Aton of green thumbs!
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Haha,alright.
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Wanna hear a joke about a pizza
Oh never mind it's to cheesy!!

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Ha! Nice green
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First, how old are you? and how easily offended do you get?

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Lol I'm 15 and I can handle any joke ;)
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What's the difference between a girl and a computer?
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A computer will accept a A 3 1/2 inch floppy
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Ha!
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For some reason my friends find this knock knock joke funny:
Knock knock
Whos there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish u happy im here
U could tell it with the happy im here or irish u happy i came

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Lol nice
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Haha thanks
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Np :)
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Blonde joke: A blonde walks into an electronics store and says to the salesman, can buy that tv? He says, sorry, we don't server blondes. The next day, she dyes her hair red and walks back in. May I buy that tv? I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes. The next day, she dyes her hair brown, but received the same answer. She then says, how do you know I'm blonde? The salesman replies, ma'am, that's a microwave.

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Best blonde joke ever! Green :)
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Haha that sounds like something I would do :)
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deadhead100

whats really easy?

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Your mom
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haha you beat me to it well played !
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasabi!

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Ha!
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I get it!
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi ;P

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Lol nice
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How do you get pikachu on a bus?
You pokemon. (:

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There were three people on a plane. The first one took a bite out of an orange and said too sweet, so she tossed it out the window. The second one took a bite out of a lemon said it was too sour and she tossed it out the window. The third Pune took a bite iut of a grenade said too crunch and she tossed it out the window. When they landed the first girl saw a little girl crying and asked what was wrong the little girl said," a lemon came out of the sky and killed my new kitty. The second girl saw a little boy crying and asked what was wrong. The little boy said," An orange came out of the sky and killed my new puppy. The third person saw a person on the sidewalk Laughing and asked what was so funny. The person said," I farted and the building behind me collapsed.

There were three prisoners on death row. The first prisoner came in the executioner said ready aim the prisoner said tornado everyone ran for safety and the prisoner escaped.

The second prisoner came in the executioner said ready aim the prisoner said earth quake. Everyone ran for safety and the prisoner escaped.

The third prisoner came in the executioner said ready aim the prisoner said FIRE

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you

You pull the pin and throw it back

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