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prettylittleliar123: 10 months ago

Any good funny jokes?

bored and wanna laugh

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luckyloops555: 10 months ago

Gross humor warning! A young girl was riding on a city bus. She really needed to fart. She heard a song playing that she knew, and she knew that the song had really loud notes. She figures that if she lets one fly during the loud notes, she can't be heard. So she does just that. When she gets off the bus, she notices some people had disgusted stares. That's when she realized that she was listening to her iPod.

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prettylittleliar123: 10 months ago

Haha good 1 lol

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luckyloops555: 10 months ago

Thanks!

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prettylittleliar123: 10 months ago

Didn't get it @ first but now I do it's actually the best joke do far (:

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Cjkenkel: 10 months ago

Lmbo!

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i_am_not_perfect: 10 months ago

lol

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ScrapMetalLover: 9 months ago

That was extremely hilarious.

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deadhead100: 10 months ago

whats easy?

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prettylittleliar123: 10 months ago

What?

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deadhead100: 10 months ago

your ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................mum

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prettylittleliar123: 10 months ago

That's so stupid didn't make me laugh U FAIL!!!!!!

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deadhead100: 10 months ago

but your mom is easy HAHA you walked right into it

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totosha: 10 months ago

laugh

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GirlSmartz: 10 months ago

Yo mama so fat even The Avengers couldn't make her put down the candy bar :)

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prettylittleliar123: 10 months ago

Haha lol Thanx u made me laugh that's wat I needed(:

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GirlSmartz: 10 months ago

awww.. your welcome

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prettylittleliar123: 10 months ago

Thanx again(:

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NiallHoranswife: 10 months ago

Lol

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Allbeit: 10 months ago

What is red and smells like blue paint?

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Allbeit: 10 months ago

red paint

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deadhead100: 10 months ago

the american flag?

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WalterSnoden: 10 months ago

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/ heres a bunch of funny jokes :)

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hotshot123: 10 months ago

Your mama is so stupid she looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

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Havalava: 10 months ago via Android

Your so bald that when you wear a turtleneck you look like a roll on deodorant! XD

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ScrapMetalLover: 9 months ago | Last edited at 11:40PM on 9/2/2012

Ok, here's a joke. A kid says "Does spinach have iron?" The dad says "Yep.". Then the kid finds iron nails in it. XD Get it? Iron? Ok, another one. The moon in comes out at night and makes faces {phases}. Another. Why did tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for poo. Another. A man says "Look a shooting star!" Then a star shooks bullets out of a gun. Get it?

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hannahmariec: 9 months ago

when our mom went to the nursery to pick you up, she looked at you and said this ain't my child

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