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How do i tell my friend she smells like fish

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Say in your best detective voice "Something smells... Fishy." and raise an eyebrow at her.

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And then subtly spray her deodorant.
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Sorry. Spray her WITH deodorant.
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Don't just spray her deodorant everywhere.... That's not subtle.
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Hehe! I did that to someone once. I sprayed my friend with Axe and when he was like "Um, why did you just spray me? Do I smell?" and I said "Oh, no. I was just seeing if there was any left!"
Awkwardness avoided.
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That could work :)
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Lol
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Or..Throw that mermaid into the water!
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hahaha! awkward! uhm well just be like "hey do you smell that? It smells like fish ew what is that" and she might notice its her and yeah there you go :)

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Bring up the word "fish" alot around her.

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"did you go swimming in the ocean/beach cuz u smell like fish"

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"You smell like the dead, decaying body of a fish."

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take her aside and tell her honestly. she will be ambarrassed but will aprectiate the heads up. and NEVER use the word fish!! just say, "hey friend, ive noticed your a little on the nose and thought maybe you should buy some new deoderant as the one your using maybe isnt working or maybe have a shower in the morning instead of evenings" be honest and kind. it is a touchy subject

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i would say dang do you. smell that

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If your really good friends just tell her straight up she smells if my friend told me I'd be happy that someone did so I can like fix that

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Tell her what you use and how well it does for you and tell her maybe she ought to try it --

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Say this "have you been fishing lately"

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Ewwww... Hand her a douche

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