A guy walks into a drugstore and is wandering up and down all the aisles. Finally the clerk asks if she can help him find anything. He says "Yeah, my wife sent me in here to buy tampons" She tells him they're in aisle 4. A few minutes later he comes up to the counter with a bale of string and a bag of cotton balls. "What's all this?" she asks. "I thought you were looking for tampons." "Well," he replies, "It's like this. Last week she was going out to the store and I asked if she could me up a carton of cigarettes. She came back with a tin of tobacco and rolling papers and said 'Ya know, it'd be so much cheaper if you rolled them yourself.'"
there was one man name repeat and one man name trouble they wanted to see who got to the police station first repeat got there first he asked the the police if he had seen his friend the police said repeat yes sir repeat yes sir repeat yes sir are you looking for trouble yes sir