How do I get a six pack while staying on my Poptart and Mentos diet?
Also, I hate nature food.
On a steady diet of PopTarts and Mentos, the only six-pack you're ever going to get will have to be purchased at the party store. Sorry. Edit: In a year, your question will be, "The firemen are here to cut me out of my bedroom. Do I have to share my PopTarts and Mentos with them?"
Lots of exercise
Stomach exercise such as crunches
Drink protein shakes and do alot of crunches.
You will need to work out if you want to have a six pack. You can do the bicycle, captain's chair leg raise, exercise ball cruches, vertical leg crunchs or stomach crunches. Have a look at http://exercise.about.com/od/abs/ss/abexercises_8.htm for more exercises.
Eat better man, you gonna get fatter on poptarts and shiz. And work out too.